








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 98 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 207 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2154 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,656 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 885 | 24% |
| Smokes | 669 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1334 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 768 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $732,075 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 363 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vladdy daddy | 44% | 103 |
| #2 | NicoAirlines | 38% | 81 |
| #3 | George Nelson | 35% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vladdy daddy | 44% | 103 |
| #2 | NicoAirlines | 38% | 81 |
| #3 | George Nelson | 35% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NicoAirlines | 10 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | George Nelson | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Vladdy daddy | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vladdy daddy | 318 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | George Nelson | 123 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | NicoAirlines | 97 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vladdy daddy | +1.87 | 51 | 57 |
| #2 | сука | +1.57 | 67 | 34 |
| #3 | NicoAirlines | -1.92 | 36 | 19 |
| #4 | George Nelson | -2.31 | 62 | 44 |





