








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 72 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1375 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,402 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1738 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1440 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 214 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 1010 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $429,092 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xuanxia | 48% | 86 |
| #2 | bmo | 47% | 146 |
| #3 | 叭噗叭噗 | 40% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xuanxia | 48% | 86 |
| #2 | bmo | 47% | 146 |
| #3 | 叭噗叭噗 | 40% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bmo | 12 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | 叭噗叭噗 | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Xuanxia | 4 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bmo | 373 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | Xuanxia | 211 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | 叭噗叭噗 | 188 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xuanxia | +2.25 | 61 | 44 |
| #2 | bmo | +1.10 | 62 | 55 |
| #3 | 叭噗叭噗 | -1.82 | 75 | 57 |
| #4 | boneca ambalabu | -2.57 | 27 | 43 |





