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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1629 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,975 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 485 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1021 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 818 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 651 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $530,776 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 281 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olandorbordan | 12 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | judelien | 12 | 0.0104 |
| #3 | dipsy | 11 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | worms | 5 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | jerry | 2 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olandorbordan | 273 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | judelien | 184 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | worms | 91 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | dipsy | 74 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Zyntaq | 35 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dipsy | +3.12 | 91 | 48 |
| #2 | Zyntaq | +2.90 | 80 | 65 |
| #3 | Wood Collector | +2.26 | 67 | 39 |
| #4 | natent | +1.20 | 69 | 69 |
| #5 | olandorbordan | +0.40 | 61 | 56 |





