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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1501 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1895 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




221 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11415 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,782 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4810 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1735 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 7604 | 48% |
| Molotovs | 1633 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,141,375 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8933 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koolaid252 | 48% | 125 |
| #2 | PistolPeters=KICK | 38% | 379 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koolaid252 | 48% | 125 |
| #2 | PistolPeters=KICK | 38% | 379 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PistolPeters=KICK | 29 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | koolaid252 | 6 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PistolPeters=KICK | 687 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #2 | koolaid252 | 125 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koolaid252 | +3.51 | 59 | 56 |
| #2 | PistolPeters=KICK | -0.20 | 25 | 53 |
| #3 | Zapp | -2.79 | 4 | 31 |





