








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 44 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
645 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,304 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 738 | 32% |
| Smokes | 618 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 637 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 311 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $183,173 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 6fe5 | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | BRAXZEN NEVER DIE | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | udo | 67% | 6 |
| #4 | Fappy | 67% | 6 |
| #5 | stinkeschlitz | 64% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoufodinaS | 3 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | BRAXZEN NEVER DIE | 3 | 0.0149 |
| #3 | v3rxx | 3 | 0.0167 |
| #4 | swyp | 2 | 0.0085 |
| #5 | udo | 2 | 0.0177 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stinkeschlitz | 143 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| #2 | Fappy | 32 | 0.30 | 1 min |
| #3 | 6fe5 | 15 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| #4 | v3rxx | 8 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | BRAXZEN NEVER DIE | 6 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 6fe5 | +5.48 | 94 | 77 |
| #2 | BRAXZEN NEVER DIE | +5.11 | 99 | 24 |
| #3 | stinkeschlitz | +3.11 | 91 | 69 |
| #4 | swyp | +2.93 | 88 | 23 |
| #5 | Fappy | +1.96 | 83 | 38 |





