








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 176 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1295 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,679 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1879 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1825 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1612 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1363 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $197,473 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 242 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | MARKKU | 54% | 24 |
| #5 | Sane | 53% | 15 |
| #6 | sokeriaki | 53% | 34 |
| #7 | ?? | 48% | 27 |
| #8 | Arska | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ?? | 24 | 0.0492 |
| #2 | Arska | 12 | 0.0254 |
| #3 | Sane | 5 | 0.0196 |
| #4 | sokeriaki | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | MrTractor5610 | 3 | 0.0181 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ?? | 165 | 0.34 | 3 min |
| #2 | Arska | 96 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #3 | Sane | 68 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| #4 | Fanni <3 | 45 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | sokeriaki | 33 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MARKKU | +3.78 | 70 | 38 |
| #2 | Ropz | +2.60 | 66 | 44 |
| #3 | ?? | +1.52 | 53 | 50 |
| #4 | MrTractor5610 | +0.46 | 36 | 52 |
| #5 | Sane | +0.44 | 61 | 34 |





