








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 128 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2476 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,354 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2822 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2140 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1205 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1187 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $612,010 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 901 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OptimumPrime | 63% | 32 |
| #2 | Aradz | 61% | 38 |
| #3 | ✪ exodia | 57% | 161 |
| #4 | Jnns | 50% | 62 |
| #5 | z1 | 50% | 223 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OptimumPrime | 63% | 32 |
| #2 | Aradz | 61% | 38 |
| #3 | ✪ exodia | 57% | 161 |
| #4 | Jnns | 50% | 62 |
| #5 | z1 | 50% | 223 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ exodia | 26 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | z1 | 23 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | Jnns | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | OptimumPrime | 4 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | Aradz | 3 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | z1 | 584 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #2 | ✪ exodia | 350 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | Jnns | 276 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #4 | OptimumPrime | 43 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Aradz | 28 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ exodia | +3.81 | 82 | 58 |
| #2 | Jnns | +1.28 | 81 | 72 |
| #3 | Aradz | +0.21 | 67 | 59 |
| #4 | z1 | -0.09 | 72 | 57 |
| #5 | 战利品脸颊 | -0.31 | 73 | 51 |





