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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
458 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,835 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 488 | 27% |
| Smokes | 554 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 441 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 352 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $182,934 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tuugez | 52% | 33 |
| #2 | lentsu | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | killo | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | ebii:) | 42% | 38 |
| #5 | Güzel Yarrak | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ebii:) | 20 | 0.0302 |
| #2 | Güzel Yarrak | 18 | 0.0584 |
| #3 | Tuugez | 13 | 0.0207 |
| #4 | killo | 4 | 0.0241 |
| #5 | 148kg Rasse | 2 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tuugez | +3.29 | 80 | 35 |
| #2 | killo | +2.87 | 58 | 7 |
| #3 | ebii:) | +1.08 | 37 | 49 |
| #4 | Jaakko | +0.33 | 51 | 36 |
| #5 | Güzel Yarrak | +0.31 | 41 | 26 |





