








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 450 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 267 matches | ||
| Faceit | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3002 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,152 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1646 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2727 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3555 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3224 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,978,483 of utility $213 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 688 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Huak Tuah | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | BEN MED SPENN | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Junior Jack | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | Scream | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | K R I SS | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Huak Tuah | 568 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #2 | BEN MED SPENN | 276 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #3 | Racka | 267 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | K R I SS | 250 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | _WeGgasツ | 247 | 0.32 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scream | +2.29 | 66 | 56 |
| #2 | THE LAW MAN | +2.08 | 72 | 70 |
| #3 | K R I SS | +1.97 | 68 | 71 |
| #4 | _WeGgasツ | +1.33 | 72 | 69 |
| #5 | Huak Tuah | +1.33 | 71 | 65 |





