








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 133 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1090 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,138 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1561 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1518 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1046 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1013 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $266,444 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marko | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | LerppaLeo | 60% | 35 |
| #3 | Santtu444 | 57% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marko | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | LerppaLeo | 60% | 35 |
| #3 | Santtu444 | 57% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LerppaLeo | 7 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | Santtu444 | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Santtu444 | 97 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | LerppaLeo | 47 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | Marko | 40 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Santtu444 | +1.57 | 46 | 70 |
| #2 | ༒teemukisuli༒ | +0.61 | 48 | 71 |
| #3 | Marko | +0.60 | 38 | 81 |
| #4 | LerppaLeo | -1.00 | 41 | 67 |





