








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 352 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 274 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3508 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,807 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4372 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3880 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3680 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2875 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,077,335 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TasK | 56% | 114 |
| #2 | 1v9 MantiiMaru | 56% | 136 |
| #3 | 1v9 MeOmi | 46% | 193 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TasK | 56% | 114 |
| #2 | 1v9 MantiiMaru | 56% | 136 |
| #3 | 1v9 MeOmi | 46% | 193 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1v9 MantiiMaru | 11 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | 1v9 MeOmi | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | TasK | 5 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1v9 MantiiMaru | 490 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | 1v9 MeOmi | 415 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | TasK | 158 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1v9 MantiiMaru | +3.10 | 77 | 61 |
| #2 | Peek a Boo | +1.22 | 83 | 75 |
| #3 | TasK | +0.38 | 73 | 48 |
| #4 | 1v9 MeOmi | -1.27 | 51 | 69 |





