








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 44 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
151 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 318 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 85 | 27% |
| Smokes | 135 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 93 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5 | 2% |
Our logs show you have wasted $75,316 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ropzi väike vend | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | 300 | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | papabiceps | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | pärdik | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | Stormhero1 | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ropzi väike vend | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | 300 | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | papabiceps | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | pärdik | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | Stormhero1 | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ropzi väike vend | 3 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | pärdik | 3 | 0.0161 |
| #3 | papabiceps | 1 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | Stormhero1 | 1 | 0.0119 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pärdik | 33 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #2 | Ropzi väike vend | 32 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | papabiceps | 25 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #4 | 300 | 22 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #5 | Stormhero1 | 8 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 300 | +5.59 | 73 | 39 |
| #2 | papabiceps | +3.44 | 64 | 45 |
| #3 | pärdik | +1.28 | 50 | 49 |
| #4 | Ropzi väike vend | +1.24 | 45 | 45 |
| #5 | Krause | -2.60 | 49 | 27 |





