








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 467 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1740 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,917 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 648 | 34% |
| Smokes | 401 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 406 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 462 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $133,364 of utility $18 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 721 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Enzer | 53% | 58 |
| #2 | draky777 | 44% | 96 |
| #3 | bro185_69 | 38% | 34 |
| #4 | Grey | 33% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Enzer | 53% | 58 |
| #2 | draky777 | 44% | 96 |
| #3 | bro185_69 | 38% | 34 |
| #4 | Grey | 33% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Enzer | 15 | 0.0130 |
| #2 | draky777 | 12 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | Grey | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | bro185_69 | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grey | 530 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #2 | draky777 | 326 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | Enzer | 193 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | bro185_69 | 62 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bro185_69 | +3.93 | 55 | 42 |
| #2 | Enzer | +2.81 | 65 | 59 |
| #3 | Grey | +0.99 | 47 | 69 |
| #4 | draky777 | +0.20 | 8 | 52 |
| #5 | Lycialicht | -3.16 | 25 | 13 |





