








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1180 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,649 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1227 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1329 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 965 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1128 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $249,232 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brian Griffin | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | Oliver Tomingas | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | Kazuuga | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | Peter Griffin | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | kM | 47% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Oliver Tomingas | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | Kazuuga | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | Peter Griffin | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | kM | 47% | 36 |
| #6 | Mxilz Bandit.camp | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brian Griffin | 5 | 0.0173 |
| #2 | kM | 4 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | Mxilz Bandit.camp | 4 | 0.0213 |
| #4 | Peter Griffin | 2 | 0.0136 |
| #5 | Oliver Tomingas | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brian Griffin | 34 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #2 | kM | 32 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | Mxilz Bandit.camp | 19 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #4 | Oliver Tomingas | 17 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | Peter Griffin | 9 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peter Griffin | +2.61 | 98 | 26 |
| #2 | H A B I B I sASs | +2.36 | 38 | 54 |
| #3 | Mxilz Bandit.camp | +0.18 | 50 | 42 |
| #4 | Kazuuga | -0.79 | 40 | 32 |
| #5 | kM | -1.09 | 56 | 48 |





