








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1423 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,998 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1151 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1353 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 633 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 861 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $663,366 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rit | 45% | 44 |
| #2 | messi | 44% | 16 |
| #3 | G-DRAGON | 38% | 117 |
| #4 | hcm | 35% | 57 |
| #5 | R\0 -> R+ | 35% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | G-DRAGON | 10 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | rit | 5 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | hcm | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | R\0 -> R+ | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Dictator Mbappe | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hcm | 242 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #2 | rit | 207 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #3 | G-DRAGON | 166 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Dictator Mbappe | 162 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | R\0 -> R+ | 106 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rit | +4.05 | 92 | 48 |
| #2 | R\0 -> R+ | +0.21 | 65 | 35 |
| #3 | messi | -0.10 | 79 | 53 |
| #4 | Rosé | -0.66 | 55 | 49 |
| #5 | G-DRAGON | -0.91 | 70 | 40 |





