








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 886 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 240 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 105 matches | ||
| Wingman | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3919 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,778 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3488 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3297 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3302 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2691 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,634,331 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Canhenho | 56% | 36 |
| #2 | • Zank • | 54% | 39 |
| #3 | • 𝙕𝙖𝙣𝙠 💀 | 49% | 47 |
| #4 | BOT R10 | 48% | 106 |
| #5 | Leiaoking BR | 45% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Canhenho | +4.33 | 75 | 67 |
| #2 | BOT R10 | +4.00 | 70 | 68 |
| #3 | • Zank • | +1.35 | 75 | 63 |
| #4 | • 𝙕𝙖𝙣𝙠 💀 | +0.31 | 74 | 60 |
| #5 | Fleen | -0.39 | 47 | 56 |





