








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 195 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 124 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1332 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,748 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1961 | 34% |
| Smokes | 647 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 1640 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1500 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $216,749 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 220 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T@Yl0R_TH3_CR3@TOR | 41% | 116 |
| #2 | Frill | 41% | 32 |
| #3 | V4CCY | 40% | 30 |
| #4 | ♡ LEGEND ♡ | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T@Yl0R_TH3_CR3@TOR | 41% | 116 |
| #2 | Frill | 41% | 32 |
| #3 | V4CCY | 40% | 30 |
| #4 | ♡ LEGEND ♡ | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T@Yl0R_TH3_CR3@TOR | 10 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Frill | 5 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | V4CCY | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | T@Yl0R_TH3_CR3@TOR | 662 | 0.27 | 15 min |
| #2 | Frill | 165 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #3 | V4CCY | 56 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | ♡ LEGEND ♡ | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V4CCY | +2.83 | 79 | 55 |
| #2 | T@Yl0R_TH3_CR3@TOR | -0.25 | 18 | 63 |
| #3 | SpoedVark | -0.92 | 33 | 68 |
| #4 | Frill | -1.68 | 10 | 50 |
| #5 | ♡ LEGEND ♡ | -4.99 | 14 | 23 |





