








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 51 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1144 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,562 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 843 | 33% |
| Smokes | 470 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 684 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 565 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $272,567 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stazer✪ | 100% | 6 |
| #2 | paťomilfhunter | 83% | 36 |
| #3 | Lajlaj98 | 67% | 83 |
| #4 | Monkey | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stazer✪ | 100% | 6 |
| #2 | paťomilfhunter | 83% | 36 |
| #3 | Lajlaj98 | 67% | 83 |
| #4 | Monkey | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lajlaj98 | 19 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | paťomilfhunter | 4 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Monkey | 1 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | paťomilfhunter | 71 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | Lajlaj98 | 70 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | stazer✪ | 23 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | Monkey | 10 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daddy "Denis" Milker | +5.46 | 67 | 61 |
| #2 | stazer✪ | +3.28 | 59 | 68 |
| #3 | paťomilfhunter | +2.75 | 51 | 58 |
| #4 | Monkey | +0.30 | 65 | 47 |
| #5 | Lajlaj98 | +0.12 | 37 | 50 |





