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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Wingman | 82 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2407 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,928 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1037 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1018 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 804 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1069 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,043,315 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 370 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🥒Kurk | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | Xorzenツ | 64% | 45 |
| #3 | ♕ Karl | 60% | 75 |
| #4 | firep152 | 53% | 15 |
| #5 | メートル | 45% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Xorzenツ | 64% | 45 |
| #3 | ♕ Karl | 60% | 75 |
| #4 | firep152 | 53% | 15 |
| #5 | メートル | 45% | 74 |
| #6 | e46 | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | メートル | 16 | 0.0125 |
| #2 | Xorzenツ | 8 | 0.0101 |
| #3 | e46 | 7 | 0.0178 |
| #4 | ♕ Karl | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | firep152 | 5 | 0.0179 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | メートル | 142 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | Xorzenツ | 119 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | e46 | 118 | 0.30 | 2 min |
| #4 | ♕ Karl | 85 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | 🥒Kurk | 16 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xorzenツ | +6.34 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | ♕ Karl | +1.56 | 65 | 57 |
| #3 | ✪ KriSto | +1.42 | 60 | 47 |
| #4 | 🥒Kurk | +1.25 | 73 | 50 |
| #5 | メートル | -0.33 | 55 | 55 |





