








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 568 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 460 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6209 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,176 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5257 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5142 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3489 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4288 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,334,562 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Don Grande Stanislao | 51% | 109 |
| #2 | Jan Konrad 2 | 50% | 70 |
| #3 | KRzak | 48% | 212 |
| #4 | Roobak_ | 45% | 47 |
| #5 | Pershing | 43% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Don Grande Stanislao | 387 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #2 | KRzak | 321 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | Alicja Autobag 3000 | 197 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Jan Konrad 2 | 192 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | Roobak_ | 134 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jan Konrad 2 | +4.20 | 69 | 68 |
| #2 | Don Grande Stanislao | +3.92 | 73 | 70 |
| #3 | Roobak_ | +1.78 | 75 | 73 |
| #4 | Silco | +1.62 | 71 | 53 |
| #5 | KRzak | +0.45 | 37 | 55 |





