








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 68 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
727 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,525 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 325 | 21% |
| Smokes | 382 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 327 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 491 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $211,003 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 323 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vitass | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | cender | 100% | 4 |
| #3 | Svajc | 67% | 6 |
| #4 | begula | 52% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vitass | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | cender | 100% | 4 |
| #3 | Svajc | 67% | 6 |
| #4 | begula | 52% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | begula | 5 | 0.0100 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | begula | 94 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #2 | cender | 19 | 0.27 | 0 min |
| #3 | Svajc | 6 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cender | +10.51 | 84 | 67 |
| #2 | Ni0e | +3.75 | 88 | 60 |
| #3 | begula | +2.22 | 63 | 56 |
| #4 | Svajc | +0.28 | 88 | 33 |
| #5 | Vitass | -6.37 | 10 | 21 |





