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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 192 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 264 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3020 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,041 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 35 | 3% |
| Smokes | 132 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 411 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 463 | 44% |
Our logs show you have wasted $358,127 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 421 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pomeranč | 31% | 35 |
| #2 | rkgz | 25% | 16 |
| #3 | RKGZ | 13% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pomeranč | 31% | 35 |
| #2 | rkgz | 25% | 16 |
| #3 | RKGZ | 13% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pomeranč | 24 | 0.0387 |
| #2 | RKGZ | 4 | 0.0121 |
| #3 | rkgz | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RKGZ | 10 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #2 | Pomeranč | 9 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #3 | rkgz | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eli | +0.81 | 80 | 10 |
| #2 | Pomeranč | -1.03 | 54 | 12 |
| #3 | RKGZ | -5.13 | 31 | 8 |
| #4 | rkgz | -5.30 | 38 | 7 |





