








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 43 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 101 matches | ||
| Premier | 71 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1872 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,197 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1649 | 39% |
| Smokes | 711 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1037 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 800 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $660,578 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UnflushedMess9403-NBA player | 10 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | cody bryan2016 #RIP CB🙏🙏 | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | AddyMan | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AddyMan | +2.43 | 70 | 57 |
| #2 | Grandama | +1.11 | 66 | 50 |
| #3 | cody bryan2016 #RIP CB🙏🙏 | +1.01 | 74 | 42 |
| #4 | UnflushedMess9403-NBA player | -0.78 | 36 | 70 |
| #5 | Chinese Mafia | -1.76 | 56 | 34 |





