








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1625 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1184 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




100 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9658 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,655 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5696 | 16% |
| Smokes | 11414 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 9688 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 8857 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,308,789 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sh1nobi | 62% | 79 |
| #2 | Riezzo | 51% | 91 |
| #3 | Kronic Tonic | 48% | 257 |
| #4 | passioN | 48% | 67 |
| #5 | Kbouter | 46% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | passioN | +3.06 | 74 | 54 |
| #2 | ByeByeMan | +1.69 | 39 | 60 |
| #3 | Riezzo | +1.04 | 63 | 56 |
| #4 | webbo | +0.35 | 18 | 35 |
| #5 | Sh1nobi | -0.34 | 31 | 38 |





