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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2309 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 543 matches | ||
| Wingman | 225 matches | ||
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




101 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8421 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,236 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9981 | 29% |
| Smokes | 7050 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 8809 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 8396 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,344,141 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1747 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CeckyKrtek | 55% | 73 |
| #2 | Zurphy | 50% | 119 |
| #3 | zxan | 49% | 237 |
| #4 | ★MΛZZΞ★ | 48% | 140 |
| #5 | 𝓛𝓾𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓸𝓼 | 47% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | REMI_SKS | 36 | 0.0120 |
| #2 | Zurphy | 36 | 0.0152 |
| #3 | zxan | 17 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | ★MΛZZΞ★ | 16 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | CeckyKrtek | 12 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zurphy | 481 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #2 | zxan | 413 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | ★MΛZZΞ★ | 395 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | CeckyKrtek | 302 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #5 | REMI_SKS | 214 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zurphy | +3.34 | 75 | 71 |
| #2 | zxan | +1.66 | 66 | 54 |
| #3 | Arashiiid | +1.14 | 61 | 66 |
| #4 | ★MΛZZΞ★ | +0.48 | 66 | 51 |
| #5 | CeckyKrtek | +0.22 | 68 | 59 |





