








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
177 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 309 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 64 | 21% |
| Smokes | 10 | 3% |
| HE Grenades | 151 | 49% |
| Molotovs | 84 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $42,978 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MikaPolaire | 44% | 9 |
| #2 | blobratoon | 33% | 40 |
| #3 | Reki_sk8 | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MikaPolaire | 44% | 9 |
| #2 | blobratoon | 33% | 40 |
| #3 | Reki_sk8 | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blobratoon | 16 | 0.0308 |
| #2 | Reki_sk8 | 6 | 0.0441 |
| #3 | MikaPolaire | 1 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blobratoon | 107 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #2 | MikaPolaire | 20 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #3 | Reki_sk8 | 7 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blobratoon | +6.82 | 54 | 43 |
| #2 | Reki_sk8 | +1.07 | 24 | 28 |
| #3 | MikaPolaire | -3.01 | 8 | 39 |
| #4 | KikiKnoky | -8.74 | 4 | 24 |





