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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 454 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3321 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,270 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 674 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1257 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 919 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 420 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $777,026 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 155 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DankDaddy | 55% | 102 |
| #2 | Fushiguro | 49% | 633 |
| #3 | y3p | 49% | 712 |
| #4 | hospital1ty | 45% | 132 |
| #5 | BigBodyBands | 42% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DankDaddy | 55% | 102 |
| #2 | Fushiguro | 49% | 633 |
| #3 | y3p | 49% | 712 |
| #4 | hospital1ty | 45% | 132 |
| #5 | BigBodyBands | 42% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fushiguro | 30 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | y3p | 25 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | hospital1ty | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | DankDaddy | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | BigBodyBands | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fushiguro | 2622 | 0.20 | 62 min |
| #2 | y3p | 2551 | 0.17 | 56 min |
| #3 | hospital1ty | 802 | 0.29 | 17 min |
| #4 | BigBodyBands | 164 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | DankDaddy | 154 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | y3p | +2.59 | 77 | 65 |
| #2 | Fushiguro | +1.94 | 75 | 68 |
| #3 | hospital1ty | +0.82 | 53 | 70 |
| #4 | DankDaddy | -0.03 | 32 | 61 |
| #5 | BigBodyBands | -0.06 | 39 | 44 |





