








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 218 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1033 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,167 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2598 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2275 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1939 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2355 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $361,062 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuksu | 52% | 21 |
| #2 | ᴿäˢäⁿᵉⁿ | 50% | 16 |
| #3 | Amppu | 37% | 153 |
| #4 | Nose1002 | 35% | 158 |
| #5 | Zeran | 34% | 155 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amppu | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Zeran | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | limbacello | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Nose1002 | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | JaGGe_74 | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | limbacello | 227 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | Nose1002 | 224 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | Amppu | 155 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | JaGGe_74 | 146 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | Zeran | 108 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ᴿäˢäⁿᵉⁿ | +5.96 | 75 | 56 |
| #2 | limbacello | +5.89 | 85 | 72 |
| #3 | Nuksu | +3.69 | 67 | 46 |
| #4 | Amppu | +3.49 | 34 | 53 |
| #5 | Zeran | -1.30 | 34 | 32 |





