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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
728 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,314 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 478 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1006 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 128 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 702 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $577,353 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alu | 61% | 125 |
| #2 | Felix | 55% | 44 |
| #3 | MetReyy | 40% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alu | 61% | 125 |
| #2 | Felix | 55% | 44 |
| #3 | MetReyy | 40% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alu | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | MetReyy | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alu | 140 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | MetReyy | 13 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #3 | Felix | 3 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alu | +6.20 | 46 | 54 |
| #2 | MetReyy | +0.31 | 38 | 37 |
| #3 | Felix | -2.07 | 27 | 11 |
| #4 | Fennek | -5.07 | 35 | 25 |





