








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1916 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,512 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 324 | 13% |
| Smokes | 476 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 666 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1046 | 42% |
Our logs show you have wasted $167,795 of utility $31 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Haug | 63% | 40 |
| #2 | M&M Le Eminem | 52% | 58 |
| #3 | 🍀el chimpo🍀 | 51% | 49 |
| #4 | Tibu | 50% | 16 |
| #5 | TIMO | 50% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M&M Le Eminem | 34 | 0.0283 |
| #2 | red cube | 18 | 0.0135 |
| #3 | one 1IQ play | 14 | 0.0261 |
| #4 | TIMO | 11 | 0.0146 |
| #5 | r e i x | 9 | 0.0109 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | red cube | 107 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | ℳ𓂅𓂅ଘഒ 𝑇𓂅ഒ | 94 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #3 | 🍀el chimpo🍀 | 87 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | M&M Le Eminem | 86 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Haug | 64 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TIMO | +5.62 | 68 | 44 |
| #2 | 🍀el chimpo🍀 | +4.65 | 72 | 54 |
| #3 | M&M Le Eminem | +1.54 | 74 | 44 |
| #4 | ℳ𓂅𓂅ଘഒ 𝑇𓂅ഒ | +0.80 | 77 | 52 |
| #5 | Tibu | +0.41 | 46 | 25 |





