








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 677 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1306 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,232 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1292 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1698 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1061 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1181 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $728,439 of utility $225 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beast mode | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | big frank | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | HAHAHAHA | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | JOJ0DJROBOCATDOG | 61% | 18 |
| #5 | SUP ERC ELL | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | big frank | 70% | 10 |
| #3 | HAHAHAHA | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | JOJ0DJROBOCATDOG | 61% | 18 |
| #5 | SUP ERC ELL | 50% | 14 |
| #6 | iamloey | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JOJ0DJROBOCATDOG | 1 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | beast mode | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | iamloey | 1 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | HAHAHAHA | 1 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JOJ0DJROBOCATDOG | 106 | 0.29 | 3 min |
| #2 | beast mode | 36 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | big frank | 21 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | iamloey | 17 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | SUP ERC ELL | 16 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beast mode | +6.67 | 95 | 62 |
| #2 | big frank | +3.04 | 66 | 59 |
| #3 | Silver Smurfer | +1.12 | 77 | 64 |
| #4 | HAHAHAHA | +0.67 | 49 | 34 |
| #5 | JOJ0DJROBOCATDOG | +0.02 | 59 | 84 |





