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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 273 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3819 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,288 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4802 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3672 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3299 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1515 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $990,234 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 152 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fiL | 63% | 49 |
| #2 | Smoxie | 55% | 75 |
| #3 | clout | 52% | 114 |
| #4 | RAMZAM | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fiL | 63% | 49 |
| #2 | Smoxie | 55% | 75 |
| #3 | clout | 52% | 114 |
| #4 | RAMZAM | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clout | 22 | 0.0098 |
| #2 | Smoxie | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | RAMZAM | 3 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clout | 182 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | Smoxie | 66 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | RAMZAM | 39 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | fiL | 29 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAMZAM | +3.31 | 48 | 52 |
| #2 | プレイボーイ・ブック | +1.01 | 54 | 59 |
| #3 | clout | +0.86 | 42 | 46 |
| #4 | fiL | -0.46 | 47 | 24 |
| #5 | Smoxie | -1.10 | 53 | 38 |





