








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 480 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Wingman | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




291 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5961 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,984 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3477 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4465 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1987 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2055 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,983,927 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1655 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juuhokki | 62% | 29 |
| #2 | ässä | 53% | 123 |
| #3 | jonste | 52% | 148 |
| #4 | Nago | 46% | 70 |
| #5 | Zdravko | 44% | 249 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | jonste | 52% | 148 |
| #4 | Nago | 46% | 70 |
| #5 | Zdravko | 44% | 249 |
| #6 | Horhe | 42% | 31 |
| #7 | niilo | 31% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jonste | 140 | 0.0486 |
| #2 | Zdravko | 74 | 0.0156 |
| #3 | ässä | 39 | 0.0152 |
| #4 | Nago | 25 | 0.0170 |
| #5 | niilo | 23 | 0.0325 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zdravko | 438 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #2 | jonste | 157 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | ässä | 111 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | Nago | 90 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Horhe | 37 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koxic | +2.22 | 40 | 43 |
| #2 | ässä | +1.12 | 24 | 40 |
| #3 | Nago | +0.31 | 44 | 45 |
| #4 | Zdravko | -2.21 | 41 | 52 |
| #5 | jonste | -2.32 | 17 | 20 |





