








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 634 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 287 matches | ||
| Faceit | 150 matches | ||
| Wingman | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6204 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,296 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1722 | 12% |
| Smokes | 3723 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4725 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 4126 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,839,398 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 617 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ο΄lliΞ΅ | 72% | 32 |
| #2 | Jav1tON | 70% | 30 |
| #3 | π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½ | 63% | 57 |
| #4 | SKRPZ | 58% | 43 |
| #5 | Paqui Miamas | 50% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ο΄lliΞ΅ | 72% | 32 |
| #2 | Jav1tON | 70% | 30 |
| #3 | π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½ | 63% | 57 |
| #4 | SKRPZ | 58% | 43 |
| #5 | Paqui Miamas | 50% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½ | 7 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | Ο΄lliΞ΅ | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ο΄lliΞ΅ | 248 | 0.35 | 6 min |
| #2 | π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½ | 205 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | Paqui Miamas | 131 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | SKRPZ | 78 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Jav1tON | 69 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jav1tON | +1.80 | 92 | 63 |
| #2 | unlucky | +1.68 | 86 | 50 |
| #3 | π½π½π½π½π½π½π½π½ | +0.30 | 72 | 54 |
| #4 | SKRPZ | -0.31 | 50 | 56 |
| #5 | Paqui Miamas | -1.37 | 55 | 62 |





