








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
289 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 654 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 224 | 34% |
| Smokes | 172 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 185 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 73 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $32,416 of utility $48 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Poo Sock | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | "GREETINGS!" | 45% | 22 |
| #3 | Ollie skinodds.com | 39% | 23 |
| #4 | Pig In A Digger | 35% | 26 |
| #5 | Bread Boy | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Bread Boy | 29% | 7 |
| 17% | 6 | ||
| 0% | 2 | ||
| 0% | 2 | ||
| 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pig In A Digger | 11 | 0.0228 |
| #2 | "GREETINGS!" | 10 | 0.0257 |
| #3 | Ollie skinodds.com | 8 | 0.0177 |
| #4 | Bread Boy | 5 | 0.0495 |
| #5 | Poo Sock | 1 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | "GREETINGS!" | 70 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #2 | Pig In A Digger | 37 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Ollie skinodds.com | 36 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Bread Boy | 9 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| 6 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Oxford's Local Voting Box | +2.36 | 55 | 42 |
| #2 | Ollie skinodds.com | +2.21 | 58 | 54 |
| #3 | Bread Boy | +0.51 | 72 | 41 |
| #4 | "GREETINGS!" | -0.10 | 75 | 55 |
| #5 | Poo Sock | -1.03 | 44 | 41 |





