








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 119 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
783 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,538 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 760 | 30% |
| Smokes | 673 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 656 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 449 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $377,101 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nico | 60% | 30 |
| #2 | andi | 47% | 45 |
| #3 | X1OH | 45% | 22 |
| #4 | savij | 42% | 78 |
| #5 | Callme ☂ | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | savij | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | pxulcs | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | X1OH | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | savij | +0.87 | 86 | 64 |
| #2 | nico | +0.09 | 78 | 56 |
| #3 | Callme ☂ | +0.06 | 75 | 60 |
| #4 | andi | -0.56 | 74 | 60 |
| #5 | juli | -0.66 | 58 | 60 |





