








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 157 matches | ||
| Wingman | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4770 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,395 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2966 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4703 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 2923 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1803 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,281,666 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 195 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pekka | 66% | 56 |
| #2 | Niksa | 57% | 79 |
| #3 | Rento Ukkeli | 50% | 115 |
| #4 | Vito | 47% | 85 |
| #5 | bananas rotat E | 46% | 244 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koskenkorvanautti | +3.60 | 51 | 52 |
| #2 | Niksa | +0.47 | 26 | 68 |
| #3 | Pekka | +0.34 | 8 | 40 |
| #4 | Vihko Auki! | -0.12 | 57 | 50 |
| #5 | Rento Ukkeli | -1.33 | 34 | 41 |





