








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 728 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Wingman | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3685 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,082 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5692 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3450 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4088 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3852 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $718,139 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 813 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JORSKE | 52% | 281 |
| #2 | ksuuvi | 46% | 122 |
| #3 | KidFromTemu | 43% | 35 |
| #4 | Ambatukam | 43% | 103 |
| #5 | LK | 36% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JORSKE | +1.46 | 78 | 52 |
| #2 | KidFromTemu | +0.35 | 45 | 38 |
| #3 | Ambatukam | -0.13 | 65 | 52 |
| #4 | NIG35 | -0.13 | 57 | 58 |
| #5 | LK | -1.06 | 51 | 22 |





