








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 693 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7744 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,259 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8961 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4622 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 9166 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 2510 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,552,941 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5164 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ™{DJ} ACE BUDDY/Disco Inferno | 58% | 77 |
| #2 | Colonel Joomer | 56% | 102 |
| #3 | giga brain | 55% | 60 |
| #4 | pot | 55% | 42 |
| #5 | peni5or | 53% | 220 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peni5or | +3.47 | 76 | 45 |
| #2 | Anato | +2.12 | 73 | 51 |
| #3 | vɪtəmɪn | +1.68 | 78 | 72 |
| #4 | ™{DJ} ACE BUDDY/Disco Inferno | +1.29 | 74 | 44 |
| #5 | mEo | +1.07 | 63 | 57 |





