








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 684 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1523 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,325 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 799 | 34% |
| Smokes | 502 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 706 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 318 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $593,132 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 322 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | my sunshine | 39% | 150 |
| #2 | Wellyboots | 38% | 128 |
| #3 | Umukoro Thabang | 36% | 76 |
| #4 | That1Egirl | 34% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | my sunshine | 39% | 150 |
| #2 | Wellyboots | 38% | 128 |
| #3 | Umukoro Thabang | 36% | 76 |
| #4 | That1Egirl | 34% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wellyboots | 31 | 0.0131 |
| #2 | Umukoro Thabang | 16 | 0.0118 |
| #3 | That1Egirl | 13 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | my sunshine | 9 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wellyboots | 267 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | Umukoro Thabang | 209 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | my sunshine | 202 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | That1Egirl | 4 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wellyboots | +5.78 | 56 | 46 |
| #2 | my sunshine | +1.28 | 58 | 38 |
| #3 | Alberino | -0.39 | 6 | 30 |
| #4 | That1Egirl | -4.50 | 24 | 14 |
| #5 | Umukoro Thabang | -5.76 | 10 | 45 |





