








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Wingman | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2248 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,768 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2117 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1923 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1487 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1241 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $260,594 of utility $42 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 237 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WittleChimken | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | IPAExterminator | 62% | 26 |
| #3 | MikeHunthertz | 52% | 21 |
| #4 | MONXRCH | 48% | 31 |
| #5 | Raspberry | 47% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raspberry | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | MONXRCH | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | AgentE0464 | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | MikeHunthertz | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | CockJuicinCumDrizzler | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WittleChimken | +1.94 | 58 | 47 |
| #2 | Raspberry | +1.66 | 80 | 57 |
| #3 | Spartan33 | +1.36 | 69 | 45 |
| #4 | AgentE0464 | +1.17 | 49 | 49 |
| #5 | IPAExterminator | +0.87 | 48 | 29 |





