








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 233 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1668 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,189 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1155 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1194 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 873 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 967 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $425,147 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 316 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trexteris | 33% | 27 |
| #2 | 🥃🥃🥃 | 31% | 51 |
| #3 | ♿ | 31% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trexteris | 33% | 27 |
| #2 | 🥃🥃🥃 | 31% | 51 |
| #3 | ♿ | 31% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trexteris | 13 | 0.0237 |
| #2 | ♿ | 11 | 0.0136 |
| #3 | 🥃🥃🥃 | 6 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🥃🥃🥃 | 162 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | ♿ | 151 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | Trexteris | 96 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿ | +1.51 | 56 | 43 |
| #2 | ☢ | +1.37 | 56 | 44 |
| #3 | 🥃🥃🥃 | -1.68 | 62 | 36 |
| #4 | Trexteris | -2.43 | 11 | 42 |





