








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 370 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 273 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 83 matches | ||
| Wingman | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




55 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4305 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,501 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3620 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2229 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 4295 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3357 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,062,201 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 195 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ottosu33 | 65% | 52 |
| #2 | liveyours17 | 61% | 51 |
| #3 | yarushiro | 57% | 91 |
| #4 | Grind to thë dëath | 54% | 50 |
| #5 | tired | 51% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ottosu33 | 204 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #2 | Grind to thë dëath | 201 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | liveyours17 | 157 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | yarushiro | 143 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | tired | 124 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grind to thë dëath | +5.14 | 84 | 56 |
| #2 | liveyours17 | +3.58 | 87 | 60 |
| #3 | yarushiro | +3.49 | 89 | 43 |
| #4 | tired | +2.34 | 82 | 55 |
| #5 | ottosu33 | +1.34 | 55 | 52 |





