








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 137 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 38 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
345 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,525 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 355 | 23% |
| Smokes | 371 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 265 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 534 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $271,099 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Idol | 8 | 0.0261 |
| #2 | SKETE | 3 | 0.0129 |
| #3 | Zacky | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Stevie Janowski | 1 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | MommysAlcoholic | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zacky | 129 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | Idol | 52 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | SKETE | 47 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | Stevie Janowski | 23 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | MommysAlcoholic | 12 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Idol | +4.74 | 81 | 39 |
| #2 | MommysAlcoholic | +3.94 | 78 | 50 |
| #3 | SKETE | +3.84 | 69 | 43 |
| #4 | Zacky | +3.31 | 78 | 42 |
| #5 | Stevie Janowski | -1.67 | 37 | 18 |





