








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 514 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 102 matches | ||
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




67 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6265 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,460 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2524 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4868 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 2574 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2494 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,430,642 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 281 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Martin351 | 63% | 82 |
| #2 | Metloš | 57% | 213 |
| #3 | VitaPhone | 57% | 126 |
| #4 | APPLE | 56% | 379 |
| #5 | Marty_X | 55% | 172 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | APPLE | 1367 | 0.20 | 22 min |
| #2 | Marty_X | 428 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | MartinPihrtCZ | 187 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | VitaPhone | 159 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | Metloš | 141 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | APPLE | +3.32 | 73 | 41 |
| #2 | Mišelin | +3.09 | 84 | 50 |
| #3 | Metloš | +1.83 | 80 | 43 |
| #4 | Martin351 | +0.15 | 58 | 50 |
| #5 | VitaPhone | -0.40 | 58 | 55 |





