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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1342 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,230 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 646 | 20% |
| Smokes | 704 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1074 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 806 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $571,929 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lance_Pierre | 52% | 65 |
| #2 | magrossbit CS2.ME | 50% | 62 |
| #3 | GLUANT | 50% | 110 |
| #4 | Sylvester Staline | 49% | 91 |
| #5 | LACEDEMONE | 43% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | magrossbit CS2.ME | 50% | 62 |
| #3 | GLUANT | 50% | 110 |
| #4 | Sylvester Staline | 49% | 91 |
| #5 | LACEDEMONE | 43% | 23 |
| #6 | Bedodo | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | magrossbit CS2.ME | 9 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Sylvester Staline | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | lance_Pierre | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Bedodo | 3 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | GLUANT | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sylvester Staline | 185 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #2 | LACEDEMONE | 119 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #3 | GLUANT | 83 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | lance_Pierre | 35 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | magrossbit CS2.ME | 30 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | magrossbit CS2.ME | +0.92 | 57 | 19 |
| #2 | Sylvester Staline | +0.67 | 46 | 52 |
| #3 | LACEDEMONE | +0.30 | 58 | 47 |
| #4 | GLUANT | +0.09 | 37 | 35 |
| #5 | Murphy | -0.17 | 66 | 40 |





