








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1326 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 178 matches | ||
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




95 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8741 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,220 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4121 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3387 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1836 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 5876 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,217,200 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3781 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V-Indica | 54% | 41 |
| #2 | 2013 Kia Soul | 45% | 53 |
| #3 | Lendor579 | 43% | 47 |
| #4 | Jacrispy190 | 34% | 205 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V-Indica | 54% | 41 |
| #2 | 2013 Kia Soul | 45% | 53 |
| #3 | Lendor579 | 43% | 47 |
| #4 | Jacrispy190 | 34% | 205 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jacrispy190 | 87 | 0.0222 |
| #2 | Lendor579 | 7 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | 2013 Kia Soul | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | V-Indica | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jacrispy190 | 367 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | 2013 Kia Soul | 81 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | Lendor579 | 56 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | V-Indica | 43 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hyp3rN0va | +3.53 | 93 | 55 |
| #2 | V-Indica | -0.11 | 83 | 40 |
| #3 | Jacrispy190 | -3.14 | 74 | 50 |
| #4 | 2013 Kia Soul | -3.23 | 30 | 47 |
| #5 | Lendor579 | -5.71 | 30 | 29 |





