








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 901 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 291 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 272 matches | ||
| Wingman | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




132 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7349 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,015 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6976 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6704 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 7648 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5687 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,467,693 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2637 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | a1zeN=D | 53% | 400 |
| #5 | l0k7 | 53% | 242 |
| #6 | SAGOO;y | 53% | 144 |
| #7 | ★ 𝐲𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐩 | 52% | 58 |
| #8 | BoyM [BİZİK] | 49% | 258 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | a1zeN=D | 76 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | BoyM [BİZİK] | 47 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | SAGOO;y | 29 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | BoyMI | 23 | 0.0223 |
| #5 | l0k7 | 10 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | a1zeN=D | 1428 | 0.18 | 33 min |
| #2 | BoyM [BİZİK] | 1057 | 0.21 | 26 min |
| #3 | SAGOO;y | 600 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #4 | l0k7 | 462 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #5 | BoyMI | 244 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★ 𝐲𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐩 | +2.93 | 90 | 69 |
| #2 | SAGOO;y | +2.12 | 71 | 78 |
| #3 | BoyMI | +1.36 | 82 | 67 |
| #4 | BoyM [BİZİK] | +1.28 | 76 | 65 |
| #5 | a1zeN=D | +0.91 | 82 | 54 |





