








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 212 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1845 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,079 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2156 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4170 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 1892 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2861 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $727,649 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRANCO COLAPINTO⚡ | 51% | 140 |
| #2 | 1NDEMONIAAAO👹 | 47% | 142 |
| #3 | Mate | 46% | 166 |
| #4 | TANK DAVIS | 46% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FRANCO COLAPINTO⚡ | 51% | 140 |
| #2 | 1NDEMONIAAAO👹 | 47% | 142 |
| #3 | Mate | 46% | 166 |
| #4 | TANK DAVIS | 46% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mate | 14 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | 1NDEMONIAAAO👹 | 14 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | FRANCO COLAPINTO⚡ | 7 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1NDEMONIAAAO👹 | 642 | 0.23 | 19 min |
| #2 | Mate | 432 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | FRANCO COLAPINTO⚡ | 287 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | TANK DAVIS | 195 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1NDEMONIAAAO👹 | +2.43 | 64 | 79 |
| #2 | FRANCO COLAPINTO⚡ | +1.62 | 62 | 52 |
| #3 | TANK DAVIS | +1.11 | 74 | 41 |
| #4 | tr3bol | -0.43 | 46 | 70 |
| #5 | Mate | -2.22 | 34 | 56 |





