








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1569 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9696 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,427 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 17530 | 51% |
| Smokes | 8770 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6480 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1647 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,624,751 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1832 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Makis GODSENT | 54% | 70 |
| #2 | thehami | 54% | 143 |
| #3 | Out_Teddy | 53% | 43 |
| #4 | Dronk 666 | 51% | 49 |
| #5 | [GER]olafmeister | 49% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thehami | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Kahinar | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | WiSeR | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | WurzelImp | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | [GER]olafmeister | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thehami | 367 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | Makis GODSENT | 143 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | [GER]olafmeister | 100 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | [PG] Wüste | 75 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | WiSeR | 55 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ¿?Fishy¿? | +2.90 | 81 | 74 |
| #2 | Out_Teddy | +1.93 | 78 | 60 |
| #3 | thehami | +1.37 | 79 | 56 |
| #4 | Makis GODSENT | +1.13 | 70 | 52 |
| #5 | [PG] Wüste | +0.26 | 64 | 56 |





